Buy some stuff from Herb and maybe
someday he can move out of his mom's place!

		Cyberlovah T-Shirts - Pre-shrunk, 100% Cotton - Your choice of yellow or pink - Announces to the world that you're a compulsive masturbator Click here to order
		Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing - Learn to type with one hand - Lessons become more challenging as your skills improve - Ergonomic videos and checklists - Take a look at Mavis--she's kinda hot Click here to order
		Vaseline Healthy Hand Essentials - Improves the condition of both hands & nails. - In 2 weeks, strengthens nails and softens cuticles - In 4 weeks, diminishes the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles - Non-greasy formula Click here to order
		Barry White's Greatest Hits - 10 of Barry White's most popular recordings - Includes "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More, Baby" - Perfect for setting a romantic mood - Sounds decent on computer speakers Click here to order
		Kleenex Lotion Tissue - Aloe extract for relief from chafing - Contains mild, soothing ingredients - Soothes inflamed tissue - Super-absorbent Click here to order
		Adobe Photoshop - State-of-the-art professional image manipulation tool - Visually retrieve images with enhanced file browser - Runs native on Microsoft Windows XP - Easliy blur homely photos of yourself Click here to order
		Linksys Wireless Router - Browse the internet without cables--up to 300 feet - Provides network traffic filtering - Can act as a DHCP server for your existing network - Go online in the bathroom where your mom can't bother you Click here to order